A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students:)

A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students:)

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her, He’ is very rich, marry him..
” That’s Advertising”

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition”

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
“That’s Customer Feedback”
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
“That’s Demand & Supply Gap”

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
That’s Restriction from Entering New Market ..