Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai??

November 17th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes Comments Off

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I?ll Tell You? MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye.

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Caution,This PJ can numb ur brain:

November 17th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes Comments Off

Caution,This PJ can numb ur brain:

Who was a Baby lion in the film ‘Sholay’?

It was “Holi”

Bcz Rmmbr.. Gabbar said- “Holi CUB hai,CUB hai holi”

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Police ne car ko roka

May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Misc jokes, Normal jokes Comments Off

Police ne car ko roka- Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 500o ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..?

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Radio or Newspaper me kya fark hai?

January 12th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off

Teachr: Radio or Newspaper me kya fark hai?

OUR BRILLIANT SANTA(bahut soch kar)
Dekho mam, Newsppr me hum Roti lapet k le ja sakte hain,
Magar Radio me nahi

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How does a lazy person take bath during winter

January 11th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Santa SMS, SMS Comments Off

How does a lazy person take bath during winters-he stands in front of a mirror,throws water on the mirror n says-Chak de fatte, aaj to badi thand hai!
..z:-

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