September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Normal jokes, Normal SMS Comments Off
With the increase in technology, guess how our children will learn the alphabets :-
A- Apple
B- Bluetooth
C- Core-2-duo
D- Download
E- E-bay
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- Hewelett Packard
I- I-phone
J- Java
K- Kindle
L- Local Area Network
M- Messenger
N- Nero
O- Orkut
P- Picassa
Q- Quick time
R- RSS
S- Safari
T- Touch Screen
U- USB
V- Vista
W- Wikipedia
X- XP
Y- Youtube
Z- Zorpia . . . . . .:-D:-D;-)
September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS Comments Off
MAN – i’d like to buy some dog food !
SALES MAN – do you have dog?
M – yes !
S – where ?
M – at home !
S – I am sorry can’t sell you unless I See the dog !
Next day :
M – do you have cat food ?
S – where is the cat ?
M – at home !
S – sorry can’t give you unless I see the cat !
After 3 days :
Man walks in with a bag
S – what’s in the bag ?
M – just put your hand in !
S – its warm and moist !
What is it ?
M – POTTY !! I want toilet paper!;-)
July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal jokes Comments Off
Little Boy- Dad How wAs I Born…?
Dad- Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together At “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via “E-Mail” & Met In “Cyber Cafe”
Ur Mom Agreed To “Download Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About To “Transfer”, We Realised That None Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall”
It Was Too Late To hit “Delete”. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Apeard Saying
“You Have Got A Male” …!¡
May 3rd, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS Comments Off
A very Shy Young man Goes into a Bar and Sees a Beautiful Woman Sitting alone.
After an hour he Gathers enough Courage to go and ask her,?
Er…Excuse me,
But would you Mind if I sat here Beside you? ”
She Responds in a Loud Voice: ?
NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!?
Everyone In the bar Turns to Stare at them. The young man is Surprised, Shocked and Embarrassed and goes back to his Table.
After a Few Minutes the Woman Walks over to him Smiles, Apologizes, and Says,
” You see, I’m a Graduate Student in Psychology and I’m studying how People respond to Embarrassing Situations. ”
The Young man Responds Loudly with,
” WHAT “!!!
THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.!!!
THAT’S TOO MUCH! 
:-D:-D
January 14th, 2010 admin Posted in Computer jokes, English jokes, Normal jokes, Santa jokes 20 Comments »
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
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