Joke- Q- Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife..
A- A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
Submitted by Varun (Oct 12 2009)
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife..
October 30th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS 257 Comments »
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There are some things more important in life than Work n General Knowledge
October 13th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Free Jokes, Funny SMS 467 Comments »
Rule: There are some things more important in life than Work n General Knowledge
At work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narayan, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”, if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the author of “Confessions”, if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He’s the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
Submitted by Getmefun (Oct 12 2009)
The son of a….
October 1st, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal jokes, Normal SMS 163 Comments »
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself,” Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”
Please speak audibly that the kids can hear your exact words guys.
Submitted by Getmefun (Sep 30 2009)
Periodic Table of Girl
September 30th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS 114 Comments »
A New Addition to the Periodic Table of Chem Elements..
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Element Name : GIRLS
Symbol : ‘gl’
Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask.!
Physical Props:
1.Boils at anything,
2. can freez at anytime,
3. melts if handle vd luv n care,
4.very bitter if mishandle.
CHEMICAL PROPS:
1. Very reactiv, highly stable,
2. possess strong affinity 4 gold, Platinum, diamond n other precious itms,
3. gud money reducing agents,
4. volatile ven left alone
Submitted by Kanika (Sep 29 2009)
Always focus on solutions & not on problems
August 7th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Normal SMS 42 Comments »
Always focus on solutions & not on problems…
The Difference between FOCUSING on PROBLEMS and FOCUSING on SOLUTIONS
Case : When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens would not work at zero gravity (ink will not flow down to the writing surface).
Solution # 1 : To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.
Solution # 2 : And what did the Russians do…?????? They used a pencil.
Always focus on solutions & not on problems
Submitted by Dipti (Aug 6 2009)