Police ne car ko roka

May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Misc jokes, Normal jokes Comments Off

Police ne car ko roka- Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 500o ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..?

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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Misc jokes, Shayari SMS 160 Comments »

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya to bheeg gaya

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/29/2004 )

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Tujhsa koi dusra jamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Misc jokes, Shayari SMS 32 Comments »

Tujhsa koi dusra jamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, ek to jhela nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya kayamat hogi

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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Arz karta hoon.

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Misc jokes, Shayari SMS 86 Comments »

Arz karta hoon.
dil mein pyaar ke mele hain ….tum bin bahut hum akele hain …..tumhe shayari suna rahe hain …dekho hum kitne wele hain

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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Kash tere chehre pe

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Misc jokes, Shayari SMS 187 Comments »

KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE, CHICKENPOX KE DAAG HOTE, CHAND TO TUM HO HI, SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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