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Police ne car ko roka

May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Misc jokes, Normal jokes Comments Off

Police ne car ko roka- Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 500o ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..?

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Extended version of dairy mlk ad

September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in Normal jokes, Normal SMS Comments Off

Extended version of dairy mlk ad…….Boy-xcuse me,kya apki dairy milk ka ek chota sa bi8 mil skta hai?
Grl-kya main apko janti hun?

Boy-nai,par meri maa ne bola hai k har shubh kam se pehle kch mitha kha lena chahiye.

Grl givs a piece to hm.

Waise kaunsa shubh kam krne ja rahe the??

Boy-main soch rha tha k apko ghr chod dun!!!

Grl smils a litle……….N says……….

Pehle to pakad 100rs n get a hair cut dude, bus stop pe khada hai aur mujhe ghar chhorne ki baat kar raha hai.. Moochhe toh sahi se ayi nahi aur chala hai mujhe ptaane, ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi chadh gaya hai kamina.. Aisa kar tu mujhe apne ghar hi le chal teri maa ko btati hu kitne shubh kam karta hai tu… Teri maa ache se mitha khilayegi tujhe Kambakhat..

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With the increase in technology

September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Normal jokes, Normal SMS Comments Off

With the increase in technology, guess how our children will learn the alphabets :-

A- Apple
B- Bluetooth
C- Core-2-duo
D- Download
E- E-bay
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- Hewelett Packard
I- I-phone
J- Java
K- Kindle
L- Local Area Network
M- Messenger
N- Nero
O- Orkut
P- Picassa
Q- Quick time
R- RSS
S- Safari
T- Touch Screen
U- USB
V- Vista
W- Wikipedia
X- XP
Y- Youtube
Z- Zorpia . . . . . .:-D:-D;-)

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Little Boy- Dad How wAs I Born…?

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal jokes Comments Off

Little Boy- Dad How wAs I Born…?
Dad- Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together At “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via “E-Mail” & Met In “Cyber Cafe”
Ur Mom Agreed To “Download Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About To “Transfer”, We Realised That None Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall”
It Was Too Late To hit “Delete”. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Apeard Saying
“You Have Got A Male” …!¡

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This is Called REAL TENSION

March 9th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal jokes, Normal SMS Comments Off

Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Sirf Aapse Lift Maangi

Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai

Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye

Doc. Bola – Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho

‘LO JI HO GAYI TENSION’

Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nhi Hoon

Phir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap Hai

‘AUR TENSION’

Phir Police Aayi, Aapka Medical Checkup Hua

Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nhi Ban Sakte..

‘Aapko Aur Tension’

Par Apne Uparwale Ka Shukriya Adaa kiya Aur Ap Khushi Khushi Bahar Aa Gaye..

Aur Phir Socha Ki
“MERE GHAR PAR JO 2 BACHHE HAIN, WO KISKE HAIN?”

Now This is Called REAL TENSION…
Tc..

Submitted by Varun Bhatia

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