How does a lazy person take bath during winters-he stands in front of a mirror,throws water on the mirror n says-Chak de fatte, aaj to badi thand hai!
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How does a lazy person take bath during winter
January 11th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Santa SMS, SMS Comments Off
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Extended version of dairy mlk ad
September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in Normal jokes, Normal SMS Comments Off
Extended version of dairy mlk ad…….Boy-xcuse me,kya apki dairy milk ka ek chota sa bi8 mil skta hai?
Grl-kya main apko janti hun?
Boy-nai,par meri maa ne bola hai k har shubh kam se pehle kch mitha kha lena chahiye.
Grl givs a piece to hm.
Waise kaunsa shubh kam krne ja rahe the??
Boy-main soch rha tha k apko ghr chod dun!!!
Grl smils a litle……….N says……….
Pehle to pakad 100rs n get a hair cut dude, bus stop pe khada hai aur mujhe ghar chhorne ki baat kar raha hai.. Moochhe toh sahi se ayi nahi aur chala hai mujhe ptaane, ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi chadh gaya hai kamina.. Aisa kar tu mujhe apne ghar hi le chal teri maa ko btati hu kitne shubh kam karta hai tu… Teri maa ache se mitha khilayegi tujhe Kambakhat..
With the increase in technology
September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Normal jokes, Normal SMS Comments Off
With the increase in technology, guess how our children will learn the alphabets :-
A- Apple
B- Bluetooth
C- Core-2-duo
D- Download
E- E-bay
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- Hewelett Packard
I- I-phone
J- Java
K- Kindle
L- Local Area Network
M- Messenger
N- Nero
O- Orkut
P- Picassa
Q- Quick time
R- RSS
S- Safari
T- Touch Screen
U- USB
V- Vista
W- Wikipedia
X- XP
Y- Youtube
Z- Zorpia . . . . . .:-D:-D;-)
Like to buy some dog food
September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS Comments Off
MAN – i’d like to buy some dog food !
SALES MAN – do you have dog?
M – yes !
S – where ?
M – at home !
S – I am sorry can’t sell you unless I See the dog !
Next day :
M – do you have cat food ?
S – where is the cat ?
M – at home !
S – sorry can’t give you unless I see the cat !
After 3 days :
Man walks in with a bag
S – what’s in the bag ?
M – just put your hand in !
S – its warm and moist !
What is it ?
M – POTTY !! I want toilet paper!;-)