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Santa is in a bar and his cellular phone rings

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Free Jokes, Santa jokes, Santa SMS 12 Comments »

Santa is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says ” hello, how did you know i was here?

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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one day a santa was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Free Jokes, Santa jokes Comments Off

one day a santa was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted “santa singh your daughter preeto just died in an accident” santa was in panic.not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.
while coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughter named preeto.when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
when he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not santa singh!!!

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/29/2004 )

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why do santa-banta have see-through lunch box lids?

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Santa jokes, Santa SMS Comments Off

why do santa-banta have see-through lunch box lids?
so that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Santa jokes Comments Off

Banta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and
decided to do his PhD. Banta was looking out for a
unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a
cockroach. Banta placed the cockroach on the table
and cut one of its leg. Then he said “WALK”. The
cockroach moves forward. Then Banta cut its secind leg and
commanded “WALK”. The cockroach manages to move
forward. Then Banta cut its third leg and commande
“WALK”. The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on
one leg. Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and said
WALK”. The poor cockroach could not move and lay
helplessly on the table. He repeated the same with
over 1000 cockroaches. He finds that the results in
all his experiments match. Banta is jubiliant,
“NOW”
! ; says Banta “MY THESIS IS READY” and proceeds to
write
it. “WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT
BECOMES DEAF”.