Santa in computer exam…
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Examiner: “What is Microsoft Excel?”
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Santa:”It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!”
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Best msg from forest deparment-
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Normal SMS Comments Off
Best msg from forest deparment-
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‘Pedo Se BHi Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo Ke Peeche Karte Ho’ ……
Santas speech to his workers in English:
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa’s speech to his workers in English:
“Do do, not do not do.
Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”
In punjabi: Karna hai karo, nahi karna na karo.(Do do, not do not do) Khasmaa nu khao te chulle vich pao? (Eat ur husband and lie in oven) Mera ki janda ae? Jo janda ae twaada te twaade peo da janda ae(What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes.”:-):-p
Mujhe kisi ameer ladke se shadi karni hain
January 20th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS Comments Off
Ladki: mujhe kisi ameer ladke se shadi karni hain,
Friend: baju me jo ladka baitha hain usse kar le,
Ladki: usse kyu?
Friend: uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa rahi hain
How does a lazy person take bath during winter
January 11th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Santa SMS, SMS Comments Off
How does a lazy person take bath during winters-he stands in front of a mirror,throws water on the mirror n says-Chak de fatte, aaj to badi thand hai!
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