Santa ki maa:- 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui
Press repoter: fir apne kya kiya?
Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai Fir Ja k SANTA hua;(“
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui
February 16th, 2012 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off
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A Vaccum Cleaner Salesman knockd @ SantaHome.
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off
A Vaccum Cleaner Salesman knockd @ SantaHome.
Santa’s wife opend.
B4 She Speak Salesman rushed into Living Room & Emptied A Bag of Cow Shit on Carpet.
Salesman: Mam,if I am Unable to Clean This Up Wid My New PowerFul V.C. in Next 10 sec. I’ll EAT All this Shit.
Santa Enterd & said: Do U Need Chilli or Tomato Sauce?
Salesman: WHY?
Santa: Coz There’s No Electricty in d House.
MORAL: Never B Over Smart
What is Microsoft Excel?
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Normal SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa in computer exam…
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Examiner: “What is Microsoft Excel?”
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Santa:”It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!”
Your password is ‘Incorrect
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Smart move: Santa changd all his passwords to ‘incorrect’.. So dat whenevr he forgets,the computer will automatically remind “Your password is ‘Incorrect’
Santa:tumhari biwi ka nam kya hai?
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa:tumhari biwi ka nam kya hai?
Banta:Google kaur
Santa:y kaisa nam h?
Banta:yaar m jaha b jata hu vo mujhe doondh he lete h!