Santa:tumhari biwi ka nam kya hai?
Banta:Google kaur
Santa:y kaisa nam h?
Banta:yaar m jaha b jata hu vo mujhe doondh he lete h!
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa:tumhari biwi ka nam kya hai?
Banta:Google kaur
Santa:y kaisa nam h?
Banta:yaar m jaha b jata hu vo mujhe doondh he lete h!
May 24th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa’s speech to his workers in English:
“Do do, not do not do.
Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”
In punjabi: Karna hai karo, nahi karna na karo.(Do do, not do not do) Khasmaa nu khao te chulle vich pao? (Eat ur husband and lie in oven) Mera ki janda ae? Jo janda ae twaada te twaade peo da janda ae(What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes.”:-):-p
January 12th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Teachr: Radio or Newspaper me kya fark hai?
OUR BRILLIANT SANTA(bahut soch kar)
Dekho mam, Newsppr me hum Roti lapet k le ja sakte hain,
Magar Radio me nahi
January 11th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Santa SMS, SMS Comments Off
How does a lazy person take bath during winters-he stands in front of a mirror,throws water on the mirror n says-Chak de fatte, aaj to badi thand hai!
..z:-
September 11th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa sbji lene gya.
Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidk ra tha.
Santa intzar krta rha.
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de haramkhor!