Little Boy- Dad How wAs I Born…?
Dad- Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together At “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via “E-Mail” & Met In “Cyber Cafe”
Ur Mom Agreed To “Download Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About To “Transfer”, We Realised That None Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall”
It Was Too Late To hit “Delete”. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Apeard Saying
“You Have Got A Male” …!¡
Little Boy- Dad How wAs I Born…?
July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal jokes Comments Off
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This is Called REAL TENSION
March 9th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Normal jokes Comments Off
Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Sirf Aapse Lift Maangi
Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai
Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye
Doc. Bola – Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho
‘LO JI HO GAYI TENSION’
Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nhi Hoon
Phir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap Hai
‘AUR TENSION’
Phir Police Aayi, Aapka Medical Checkup Hua
Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nhi Ban Sakte..
‘Aapko Aur Tension’
Par Apne Uparwale Ka Shukriya Adaa kiya Aur Ap Khushi Khushi Bahar Aa Gaye..
Aur Phir Socha Ki
“MERE GHAR PAR JO 2 BACHHE HAIN, WO KISKE HAIN?”
Now This is Called REAL TENSION…
Tc.. 
Submitted by Varun Bhatia
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
January 14th, 2010 admin Posted in Computer jokes, English jokes, Normal jokes, Santa jokes No Comments »
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Chatur Speech from 3 idiots
January 5th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Normal jokes No Comments »
Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …
atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..
maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …
aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..
to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..
give him a big hand ..
he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar] pe balatkar kiye ..
umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..
hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …
inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..
waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe]..
seeke inse seeke ….
aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..
kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..
waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …
dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….
No other chaatra No other chaatra Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi …sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai
Sanskrit shalok:- Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam…Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk …Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam…Surr surri praan gatakam..
Submitted by: Dhruv Tuteja -05-01-2010
The son of a….
October 1st, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Normal jokes No Comments »
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself,” Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”
Please speak audibly that the kids can hear your exact words guys.
Submitted by Getmefun (Sep 30 2009)