Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

January 14th, 2010 admin Posted in Computer jokes, English jokes, Normal jokes, Santa jokes No Comments »

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

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What is the name of your car ?

May 18th, 2009 webmaster Posted in Funny SMS, Santa jokes No Comments »

Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

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doctor, i have a problem.

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Free Jokes, Santa SMS, Santa jokes No Comments »

Santa( to doctor ) : ‘doctor, i have a problem.’
doctor : ‘what’s your problem?’
Santa : ‘i keep forgetting things.’
doctor : ‘since when do you have this problem?’
Santa : ‘what problem?’

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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A DAKU ENTERED IN A SANTA’S HOME.

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes, Santa SMS, Santa jokes No Comments »

A DAKU ENTERED IN A SANTA’S HOME. DAKU… “BOL, SONA KAHA HAI”?
Santa… “OYE, PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, JAHA CHAHE VAHA SO JA”.

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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When TITANIC was drowning, an italian asks

May 9th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Free Jokes, Santa SMS, Santa jokes No Comments »

When TITANIC was drowning, an italian asks santa, how far is land?
santa: 1 kms.
Italian jumps into sea & asks: which direction? santa: DOWNWARDS!

Submitted by – Getmefun( 7/28/2004 )

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