A kid, after being beaten by his mom

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS Comments Off

A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly)
Dad: What happened, Son?
Kid: Dad, I can’t adjust with your wife anymore! I want my own wife

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U have a brain disease.

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS Comments Off

U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.

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Can a GiRL Make u a MILLIONAIRE ???

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS Comments Off

Can a GiRL Make u a MILLIONAIRE ???…….
!!! Yes !!!
but…..!

(conditions apply)

U must b a BILLIONAIRE..:-D;-):-D

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which carries a lot of meaning n attitude

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Normal SMS Comments Off

Bestest msg which carries a lot of meaning n attitude:

“Dude she has a boyfrn…”

So what?

Football has a goal keeper,
it doesnt mean u can not score!

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Easiest way to kill an ant:

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS Comments Off

Easiest way to kill an ant:

Mix chilli powder wid sugar & give it to ant.
After eating that ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank, push it into the tank.
Now the ant fully soaked in water, it will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches near fire, put a bomb in fire.
Ant will be injured in blast, thn injured ant will be admited in ICU
Then Secretly go & Remov oxygen mask & kil it. Game over !

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