Santa to Rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya?
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon.
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..
August 16th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa to Rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya?
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon.
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..
August 16th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa ka Beta:DAD Aapko pata chale ki mien 1st division paas hua to aapko kaise lagega
Santa -Mein toh KHUSI SE PAaGAL ho jauoonga..
Santa ka Beta -Bus Isi DARrr se mein FAIL hogaya..
July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa’s son:::: Dad! A guy in a school calls me gay.
Santa:::: Give him a tight slap on his face.
Son:::: i cant do that
Santa:::: why?
Son:::: He’s so cute……
April 29th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off
Santa:- Aaj tere cell pe bade “I L0vE U” k msg aa rahe hai..Kya baat hai!!
Banta-(Fakkrr ke saath)- “O kuch nahi Ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na……!!
March 9th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off
A man to Santa’s son:”beta papa ghar pe he?”
Santa’s Son sprite peete hue:”apko mummy se milna he na, mummy ghar pe he.”"sidhi baat no bakwas.”"