Are o bhai khali ho kya?

August 16th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off

Santa to Rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya?
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon.
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..

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DAD Aapko pata chale ki mien 1st division paas hua

August 16th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off

Santa ka Beta:DAD Aapko pata chale ki mien 1st division paas hua to aapko kaise lagega
Santa -Mein toh KHUSI SE PAaGAL ho jauoonga..
Santa ka Beta -Bus Isi DARrr se mein FAIL hogaya..

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Santa’s son:::: Dad! A guy in a school calls me gay.

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off

Santa’s son:::: Dad! A guy in a school calls me gay.
Santa:::: Give him a tight slap on his face.
Son:::: i cant do that
Santa:::: why?
Son:::: He’s so cute……

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Aaj tere cell pe bade “I L0vE U”

April 29th, 2010 admin Posted in Santa SMS Comments Off

Santa:- Aaj tere cell pe bade “I L0vE U” k msg aa rahe hai..Kya baat hai!!

Banta-(Fakkrr ke saath)- “O kuch nahi Ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na……!!

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A man to Santa’s son:”beta papa ghar pe he?”

March 9th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Santa SMS Comments Off

A man to Santa’s son:”beta papa ghar pe he?”
Santa’s Son sprite peete hue:”apko mummy se milna he na, mummy ghar pe he.”"sidhi baat no bakwas.”"

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