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A woman recently changed her facebook

admin — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:35:00 +0000

A woman recently changed her facebook status to “phew, i got my period…”
20 Guys “Liked” it while the other 20 guys commented “thank god.!”

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6 se 25 saal ki ladki

admin — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:34:27 +0000

16 se 25 saal ki ladki ‘FOOTBAL’ ki tarha hoti he,
1 k peeche 22 log hote hai..!

26 se 35 ki ladki ‘CRIKET BALL’ ki tarha hoti hai,
1 k hath aati hai baki taali bajate hai..!

36 se 45 saal ki ladki ‘TABLE TENIS’ ki BALL ki tarha hoti hai, 1 kehta hai tu rakh, dusra kehta hai tu rakh…!!

uske baad ki GOLF ball ki tarah hoti hai….
jitni door jaye achhi lagti hai….!

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Arz hai – “Jo dost kaminey nahi hote…..

admin — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:22 +0000

Arz hai – “Jo dost kaminey nahi hote…..

Wo kaminey,”dost hi nahi hote…

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Why do we say ‘pyaar mei gir gaya’??

admin — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:04:43 +0000

Why do we say ‘pyaar mei gir gaya’??

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Bcoz if we say ‘pyaar mein khada ho gaya’ toh double meaning ho jaega na !:-D

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Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai??

admin — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:01:15 +0000

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I?ll Tell You? MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye.

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Caution,This PJ can numb ur brain:

admin — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 08:56:19 +0000

Caution,This PJ can numb ur brain:

Who was a Baby lion in the film ‘Sholay’?

It was “Holi”

Bcz Rmmbr.. Gabbar said- “Holi CUB hai,CUB hai holi”

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Gal: Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya krte ho

admin — Tue, 24 May 2011 10:12:29 +0000

Gal: Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya krte ho

Boy: Mein tmhari favorite icecream kha leta hn aur tm ?

Gal: Mein GOLD FLAKE pi leti hun…:!

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Heavy weight lifters

admin — Tue, 24 May 2011 10:10:32 +0000

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THE FUTURE TECHNOLOGY!

admin — Tue, 24 May 2011 10:07:49 +0000

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Police ne car ko roka

admin — Tue, 24 May 2011 10:00:25 +0000

Police ne car ko roka- Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 500o ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..?

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