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Are o bhai khali ho kya?

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:16:13 +0000

Santa to Rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya?
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon.
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..

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Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:15:23 +0000

Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
Ladke ne comment paas kiya ‘Aajkal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai’
Ladki boli: ‘Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nahi chhodtie’

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Teri Cow Ki ek Aankh Kharab Hai

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:13:26 +0000

Customer-Teri Cow Ki ek Aankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu 25,000 Maang Raha hain.
Santa-Tujey Cow Doodh Pine Ke Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkka Ke Liye

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DAD Aapko pata chale ki mien 1st division paas hua

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:12:21 +0000

Santa ka Beta:DAD Aapko pata chale ki mien 1st division paas hua to aapko kaise lagega
Santa -Mein toh KHUSI SE PAaGAL ho jauoonga..
Santa ka Beta -Bus Isi DARrr se mein FAIL hogaya..

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Stars have 5ends

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 12:39:12 +0000

Stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope r friendship has no end.

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A good friend is like a computer

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 12:37:19 +0000

A good friend is like a computer me ‘enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

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Friendship is not a big fire

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 12:35:40 +0000

Friendship is not a big fire
Which burns all day
But its a small lamp
That burns till da last day of life.

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A kid, after being beaten by his mom

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:49:54 +0000

A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly)
Dad: What happened, Son?
Kid: Dad, I can’t adjust with your wife anymore! I want my own wife

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U have a brain disease.

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:49:16 +0000

U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.

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Every youth should know this

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:47:43 +0000

Every youth should know this……..

Try to get married on
march 23rd
or at
dec 21st,

bcoz, those two days have the longest

‘NIGHT’..;-);-)
!!!!!!!!!!

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