Having one child makes you a parent
- Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !
- I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash
- A childs greatest period of growth is the month after you ve purchased new school uniforms.
- Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
- Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, youll regret it later.
- You cant buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
- Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
- My wife and I always compromise. I admit I m wrong and she agrees with me.
- Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
- It doesnt matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
- Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
- Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
- Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
- They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
Submitted by – Himani( 4/9/2005 )