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wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. husband: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar [..]


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Jaise lohe ko loha katta hai,sone ko sona katta hai,hire ko hira,patthar ko patthar,aur zeher ko [..]


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Boy 2God:give me a bag full of money,job,1 big vehicle wit full of girls..grant my wish.. God:Tha [..]


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O meri jaan !Banaras k paan Dosti ki aanLife ki shaan,Hathi ke kaan,Chawal ke dhan,Mere butter na [..]


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Galileo used 2 stdy in smal lamp. Graham bell used 2 stdy in candle. Shekspere used 2stdy in stre [..]


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Teacher asked : What is Ur caste? Student: Pehle to hum Singh the, fir Rajput the, fir Sharma ho [..]


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Woh aayi muskurayi,usne kaha,hamne suna, woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,woh chal di, hamse raha na [..]


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Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..,Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye k [..]


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Man knocks at door. 10yr old boy comes with cigarette in 1 hand and beer in other Man-Papa ghar p [..]


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Anda !! Anda Burji Omlet Chicken Mutton Zinga Machi Fry Chup chap padhna aur delete kar dena Kyon [..]


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