A man to Santa’s son:”beta papa ghar pe he?”
Santa’s Son sprite peete hue:”apko mummy se milna he na, mummy ghar pe he.”"sidhi baat no bakwas.”"
March 9th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Santa SMS | Comments Off
A man to Santa’s son:”beta papa ghar pe he?”
Santa’s Son sprite peete hue:”apko mummy se milna he na, mummy ghar pe he.”"sidhi baat no bakwas.”"
March 9th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Santa SMS | Comments Off
Santa Called FM radio & Said:
“I have found a Wallet with 15 thousand Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of
Mr. Tarlochan Singh, Shop No.13, Pahaar Ganj, New Delhi”
RJ: How honest sir, so you want to return his wallet..??
Santa: O Nahi Oye, Pagal hai tu..??
I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song..
Submitted by Nikhil Dewan
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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.
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Height Of Escapism:-TeachR: Where is ur Assignmnt? Student:ma’am, I lost it While fightin with students who said dat u wer not d sexiest teacher in collg..:-D
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1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajn Kiya-58kg.Sandal utari-56kg.Jacket utari-53 kg.Fir Dupata-52kg.aur coin khatm. 1Bhikhari bola-”Tu chalu rakh sikke mai deta hu”