A kid, after being beaten by his mom

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A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly)
Dad: What happened, Son?
Kid: Dad, I can’t adjust with your wife anymore! I want my own wife


U have a brain disease.

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U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.


Every youth should know this

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS | Comments Off

Every youth should know this……..

Try to get married on
march 23rd
or at
dec 21st,

bcoz, those two days have the longest

‘NIGHT’..;-);-)
!!!!!!!!!!


Can a GiRL Make u a MILLIONAIRE ???

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Can a GiRL Make u a MILLIONAIRE ???…….
!!! Yes !!!
but…..!

(conditions apply)

U must b a BILLIONAIRE..:-D;-):-D


which carries a lot of meaning n attitude

July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in Normal SMS | Comments Off

Bestest msg which carries a lot of meaning n attitude:

“Dude she has a boyfrn…”

So what?

Football has a goal keeper,
it doesnt mean u can not score!