MTV Lost in Translation Ketchup song

January 22nd, 2010 admin Posted in Funny | Comments Off

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Mere love ka shower cheena
Alag bolta dedh lakh uski na
Vinay ji ko room mein aan do
Kaun la luna
la pappi la
su su kaka, Bob maali na
Bande soche kaun tha?
Baandh do!

inhe to maa, off na kya hua?
Almaari se medal le se kanya
Mujse yeh loga ne liya
Ranatunga!

Aur yeh yeh logo ne
thoda love, baaton aur
laatho se maara
kaise aala?

Hila baai la
Hila dosa
Hila Kaantaaaa
Haso re, hey
ha
Nahi hai tum main
Heaven se rain hua
Aur bhabhiyon ne
Buddhiya ne buddhi de di

Haso re, hey
ha
Nahi hai tum main
Heaven se rain hua
Aur bhabhiyon ne
Buddhiya ne buddhi de di

Mere ko saale loot le liya
kai logo ne, towel diya
koi toh mein
woh kameena do!

Mere ko tune chudail liya
isne tum ko gaali diya!
Ratna fired four
kitaanoo
inhe to maa, off na kya hua?

Almaari se medal le se kanya
Mujse yeh loga ne liya
Ranatunga!

Aur yeh yeh logo ne
thoda love, baaton aur
laatho se maara
Le gola customer
kaise aala?

Hila baai la
Hila dosa
Hila Kaantaaaa
Haso re, hey
ha
Nahi hai tum main
Heaven se rain hua
Aur bhabhiyon ne
Buddhiya ne buddhi de di

Haso re, hey
ha
Nahi hai tum main
Heaven se rain hua
Aur bhabhiyon ne
Buddhiya ne buddhi de di

Repeat

Submitted by – GETMEFUN( 21/1/2010 )

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Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

January 14th, 2010 admin Posted in Computer jokes, English jokes, Normal jokes, Santa jokes | No Comments »

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Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

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Chatur Speech from 3 idiots

January 5th, 2010 admin Posted in Funny SMS, Normal SMS, Normal jokes | No Comments »

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Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …
atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..
maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …
aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..
to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..
give him a big hand ..
he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar] pe balatkar kiye ..
umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..
hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …
inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..
waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe]..
seeke inse seeke ….
aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..
kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..
waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …
dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….
No other chaatra No other chaatra Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi …sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

Sanskrit shalok:- Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam…Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk …Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam…Surr surri praan gatakam..

Submitted by: Dhruv Tuteja -05-01-2010

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Happy New Year 2010

December 30th, 2009 admin Posted in Free Jokes | No Comments »

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Twinkle twinkle little start

December 25th, 2009 admin Posted in Festival SMS, Normal SMS | No Comments »

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twinkle twinkle little start,
kaha gaye sab mere yaar,,

up above ka world so high,
door hai sab I dont know why,,

twinkle twinkle little start,
kaha gaye sab mere yaar,,

When the blazing sun is gone,
milne se pehle na jaane the vo kaun,

Then you show your little light,
milne se unke hui meri life bright,,

twinkle twinkle little start,
kaha gaye sab mere yaar,,

Then the traveler in the dark,
u all gave my dull life a spark,,

He could not see which way to go,
now everyone is not here though,,

all are still close to heart,
but got away so far,,

twinkle twinkle little start,
kaha gaye sab mere yaar

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