A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students:)

December 31st, 2012 admin Posted in English jokes, Free Jokes, Funny SMS | Comments Off on A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students:)

A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students:)

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her, He’ is very rich, marry him..
” That’s Advertising”

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition”

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
“That’s Customer Feedback”
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
“That’s Demand & Supply Gap”

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
That’s Restriction from Entering New Market ..


height of surprise

December 31st, 2012 Posted in Free Jokes | Comments Off on height of surprise

Height of Surprise:
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“A boy after spending a great time with GF,

Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
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Asked:”Is he ur Ex BF ??
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GF kissed him and replied:”no dear thats me before surgery” 😉


height of besati

December 31st, 2012 Posted in Free Jokes | Comments Off on height of besati

Must Read… .
Boy:”I Love you,
tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
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Girl:”Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai
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Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.

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Girl:”Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte
toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..
“I HATE YOU” .

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Moral:”Moral woral kuch nahi,
bas ladki zara tez nikli..
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“Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston”
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Boy:”Jaise tumari marzi,
but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ??
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Girl:”Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ?? :p

Ladki ne ring box main dekha.
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Girl:”Ye to khaali hai..

Boy:”Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti
to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ke nahi.. ??

I HATE YOU”

Moral:”Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai
Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai..
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how movie………..

December 31st, 2012 Posted in Free Jokes | Comments Off on how movie………..

Filmein sirf 3 cheezon ki wajah se chalti hain
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TV

Remote

Dvd player……


Are you my lover

December 24th, 2012 Posted in Free Jokes, Funny SMS | Comments Off on Are you my lover

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?
Boy:Haan
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya
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Boy:Tera Ashiq Hun,
Rajnikant Ka Beta Nahi.. 😛