A woman recently changed her facebook

November 17th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS | Comments Off

A woman recently changed her facebook status to “phew, i got my period…”
20 Guys “Liked” it while the other 20 guys commented “thank god.!”  ;-)


6 se 25 saal ki ladki

November 17th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS | Comments Off

16 se 25 saal ki ladki ‘FOOTBAL’ ki tarha hoti he,
1 k peeche 22 log hote hai..!

26 se 35 ki ladki ‘CRIKET BALL’ ki tarha hoti hai,
1 k hath aati hai baki taali bajate hai..!

36 se 45 saal ki ladki ‘TABLE TENIS’ ki BALL ki tarha hoti hai, 1 kehta hai tu rakh, dusra kehta hai tu rakh…!!

uske baad ki GOLF ball ki tarah hoti hai….
jitni door jaye achhi lagti hai….!


Arz hai – “Jo dost kaminey nahi hote…..

November 17th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS | Comments Off

Arz hai – “Jo dost kaminey nahi hote…..

Wo kaminey,”dost hi nahi hote…


Why do we say ‘pyaar mei gir gaya’??

November 17th, 2011 admin Posted in Funny SMS | Comments Off

Why do we say ‘pyaar mei gir gaya’??

?

?

?

?

?

?
Bcoz if we say ‘pyaar mein khada ho gaya’ toh double meaning ho jaega na !:-D


Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai??

November 17th, 2011 admin Posted in Free Jokes | Comments Off

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I?ll Tell You? MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye.