Little Boy- Dad How wAs I Born…?
Dad- Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together At “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via “E-Mail” & Met In “Cyber Cafe”
Ur Mom Agreed To “Download Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About To “Transfer”, We Realised That None Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall”
It Was Too Late To hit “Delete”. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Apeard Saying
“You Have Got A Male” …!¡
Little Boy- Dad How wAs I Born…?
July 15th, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal jokes Comments Off
![[Facebook]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/facebook.png)
![[Furl]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/furl.png)
![[Google]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/google.png)
![[LinkedIn]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/linkedin.png)
![[MySpace]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/myspace.png)
![[Technorati]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/technorati.png)
![[Twitter]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/twitter.png)
![[Windows Live]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/windowslive.png)
![[Yahoo!]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/yahoo.png)
![[Email]](http://www.getmefun.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/email.png)
A very Shy Young man Goes into a Bar
May 3rd, 2010 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS Comments Off
A very Shy Young man Goes into a Bar and Sees a Beautiful Woman Sitting alone.
After an hour he Gathers enough Courage to go and ask her,?
Er…Excuse me,
But would you Mind if I sat here Beside you? ”
She Responds in a Loud Voice: ?
NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!?
Everyone In the bar Turns to Stare at them. The young man is Surprised, Shocked and Embarrassed and goes back to his Table.
After a Few Minutes the Woman Walks over to him Smiles, Apologizes, and Says,
” You see, I’m a Graduate Student in Psychology and I’m studying how People respond to Embarrassing Situations. ”
The Young man Responds Loudly with,
” WHAT “!!!
THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.!!!
THAT’S TOO MUCH! 
:-D:-D
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
January 14th, 2010 admin Posted in Computer jokes, English jokes, Normal jokes, Santa jokes No Comments »
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife..
October 30th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Funny SMS, Normal SMS No Comments »
Joke- Q- Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife..
A- A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
Submitted by Varun (Oct 12 2009)
There are some things more important in life than Work n General Knowledge
October 13th, 2009 admin Posted in English jokes, Free Jokes, Funny SMS No Comments »
Rule: There are some things more important in life than Work n General Knowledge
At work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narayan, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”, if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the author of “Confessions”, if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He’s the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
Submitted by Getmefun (Oct 12 2009)