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Five Pearls of Wisdom to Remember


Five Pearls of Wisdom to Remember –
1. Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle;
2. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again;
3. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them;
4. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but then, neither does milk and
5. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s face;

Kanika